Saturday, December 13, 2008

Please keep off the wheels, ladies...

I am not being prejudiced.. but I have my reasons to believe driving is not a girls job... And last week I got one more reason to reinforce it... I saw this lady driving a Bolero. A girl with Bolero... I thought I may need to rethink my opinion about lady drivers... But then this happened. The jeep was up climbing and it has to break before a junction. There she lost the control and the vehicle started rolling back... She forgot to apply break and the jeep eventually hit an auto... Then somehow she got it started and drove off despite the auto driver was shouting behind.. Now that was smart...

If you spot a car driving very slow despite good road and no traffic, or if it is steering left and right for no apparent reason, or stop was behind the vehicle in front of it then mark it will be a lady driver and the best thing you can do is to avoid it... Follow slowly and at the very first opportunity overtake and disappear... It will not be a good idea to followed by her either... She will ramp on you at any red light...

Girls can't drive... They are too ill-wired to concentrate on traffic, road and to make quick decisions... So leave the driving part to guys only...


I have a colleague who stopped the car mid road in busy MG road, and was wondering why it stopped !!! The shouting, hoking and all made her awake and she resumed then.. Her one theory though I like.. She drives a Swift and think others will leave space only for a small car and Swift won't fit into the gap.. And if it was a Reva people will leave the gap for a car and it might not need that much!!!